Well, all in all, today was a good day to be a criminal.
Martha Stewart received a five month sentence; Robert Blake's murder trial has been postponed; and Slobodan Milosevic's war crimes trial has been delayed because poor Sloby's blood pressure's too high.
But on the plus side, the Bush twins have hit the campaign trail. Check your local papers to find out when they'll be visiting a local bar near you. If you're lucky, one of 'em might french kiss ya!
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