With his new album, Ringleader Of The Tormentors coming out in March, Morrissey's been working hard (as always) at creating catchy titles to his woeful lyrics. He doesn't disappoint, either:
01. I Will See You In Far-Off Places
02. Dear God Please Help Me
03. You Have Killed Me
04. The Youngest Was The Most Loved
05. In The Future When All's Well
06. The Father Who Must Be Killed
07. Life Is A Pigsty
08. I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now
09. On The Streets I Ran
10. To Me You Are A Work Of Art
11. I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
12. At Last I Am Born
Now here's your chance to take a crack at creating some Moz-like titles and seeing what other goofy people like me have come up with.
Mine:
1) It's Inconceivable To Think That I Like Jell-o.
2) If You Found Prozac Would You Mind Sharing With Me?
3) Clearly I Meant To Be Morbid.
4) I Loathe The Sound of Packing Peanuts.
5) A Feeling of General Discomfort is What I've Been Told To Expect.
6) Since I've Moved to LA I've Noticed the Sun.
7) You Bore Me To Death Now Go Fetch Me a Coke.
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HiLARious.
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